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Hey everybody, one white man here. Last week wasn’t too bad. I don’t really have an intro plan for today. This week we could go right back to garbage. The director unfortunately might be back from his diarrhea break. So let’s hope he’s still stuck in that bathroom. Even if you’re not religious, I want us all to gather around right now. All of us in a circle and let’s pray. Please God, keep that mother in that bathroom for as long as you can. Drop a like on the video and let me know down below what color should I be next. And make sure you hit that subscribe button for more familyfriendly fun. I hear movement. I see movement. Oh. Oh my god. His arms are moving. His hair is moving. The backpack’s moving. Are we continuing last week? No way. This kid is hideous. Not as hideous this as this season, but pretty close. The kid’s like, “We’ve been moving too much.” All right, we got to chill out. Why can’t we all be like Daro? Why can’t we all just be still? All right, Michael Jackson. Speaking of Michael Jackson, don’t I look like him right now, y’all? Wow. They they they they were dying to put a filter here. I’m not even [ __ ] joking. The director was wiping his ass and he was about to get up and he was like, “Oh shit.” A [ __ ] Was about to leave that room to put a filter on this scene. But luckily that that food poisoning hit him harder. Yeah, he shed his skin off. We’re about to see his true form. Don’t start. Don’t start with this [ __ ] I can’t believe what I’m looking at right now. It doesn’t look too bad. They look like they were transported into like a a different dimension where things are moving. You know what I mean? Like a CGI dimension right now. They look so out of place. It’s not even funny. The filter’s coming. Everybody run. Is that filter man? Oh [ __ ] Now he looks [ __ ] rad. Wow. I might need to cosplay as a bird next. One bird man. Oh my god, boys. There’s hair movement. There’s smoke effects. There’s transformation effects. I hate this dimming [ __ ] I hate it so [ __ ] much. Wow, guys. Yeah, things are finally moving. The season actually looks like an anime now, right? It doesn’t look like a [ __ ] coloring book. You know what we’re going to do? We’re going to make it so impossible for people to see it. The fire doesn’t look too bad. Why does the fire look better in this fight than the [ __ ] Garo fight? Can somebody explain that to me? Why does he look like he’s running like sideways? He looks like Usuzamaki right now. Like like he’s running like Here we go. Yeah. He is a brave child for being in this anime. It doesn’t look too bad. It’s just I I wish it wasn’t dim, bro. This just feels like a [ __ ] Pokemon battle right now. Pidgeotto’s about to use his beak attack. No, no, it’s not [ __ ] poking him. Hyperbeam. Come on. Come on, Pidgeot. We can’t even see how good it looks because of the [ __ ] censorship [ __ ] and the shadow dimming [ __ ] Because it actually looks good. I just wish I could [ __ ] see it. can’t even enjoy the goddamn battle how it’s supposed to be enjoyed. I am half into this, half pissed off right now compared to the other episodes where I’m just fully [ __ ] pissed off. The whole season has felt like a golden shower, you know, like it’s been just pissing all over me. But right now, it’s like I got a little used to the piss. So half of me is like, “Ew, this is disgusting.” But the other part of me is like, you know, I’m used to this. I know what it’s like to cry because I’m scared, bro. Every time I I press play on an episode. How many How many fingers? One, two, three, four. Okay, good. We’re good. We’re good. Is it Are his shoelaces tied right? Okay, pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Okay. I’m just trying to spot mistakes. My bad, guys. I’m just used to it. I wanted to make sure he wouldn’t trip, of course, because he’s moving so much. All right. All right. We’re almost on season two level right now. All right. We’re almost at the bare minimum. We’re almost there. We are almost at the bare minimum. Wow. They’re still playing the [ __ ] Tom and Jerry sound effects. I can’t believe they haven’t used a filter yet. That director must have some crazy food poisoning. Holy [ __ ] bro. Some Chinese freelancers just ran into JC staff. They put like a [ __ ] bike lock on the bathroom door right now. They’re like, “We’re keeping it in there.” JC Staff’s like, “Yes, yes, keep them in there.” There’s no filters. There would have been at least 30 filters by now. Especially right there. Unfortunately, whoever works on the OSTs is still sitting in that chair right now because the transition of the soundtracks, it’s just [ __ ] awful. But whatever. I’ll let that slide. I’ll let that go slide. Yeah, it kind of looks like a Cartoon Network mask right now. But okay, guys, we’re getting movement. I’m willing to sacrifice other things. I got to finish this before that guy gets out of that bathroom. He said, “We got to hurry this [ __ ] up. Are you serious?” Guran Lagon came out in like 300 BC. You saw what that was able to accomplish and all we get is this. The [ __ ] That’s awful. I’m sorry. I was awful. I swear to God, I created better mech fights with my [ __ ] Transformers toys when I was four years old. It’s moving, but it’s like, bro, it looks like a Batman cartoon from from the 70s. Is it even worth moving at this point? Look at him, bro. He looks like a Batman reject. Oh god. Oh my god. What are we hiring? North Korean animators now. What the [ __ ] was that? The arms look pretty good right there. It’s like one second it looks good, the next second it looks terrible. It’s throwing me off. What was that impact frame, bro? What was that? What was that? I wasn’t impacted at all. Wait, I want to try to pause it. It like blinked. It wasn’t even cool. It’s like they don’t even know how to do impact frames. Low key, I feel like nothing’s moving. It’s just the background’s moving. It’s like an illusion. This anime is creating an illusion right now. I feel like it’s moving, but it’s not. All right. That was moving. Okay. Is it? I don’t even know anymore. I don’t know. I’m sorry, but just bring back whoever animated the fight last week. Seriously, man, cuz this this is just boring. This is awful. Like, this is an awful [ __ ] fight. I created better fights with my wrestling toys when I was a kid. I used to wrestle the rock with with Godzilla and the animation I was creating in my hands. Holy [ __ ] You might as well put me on Mappa at this point. There’s moments where it’s cool, like right here. There’s a moment right here, but then I can’t help but look at his face. Like look at his face. I could clearly see his face right here, right? And then they zoom out. They pull out. What the [ __ ] is that? This looks like the Justice League cartoon from when I was like 8 years old. That’s sound. The [ __ ] was that sound? Oh my god. Look at that PNG popping out. These sound effects, they got to be retired. It works in One Piece some [ __ ] hell, but it does not work in One Punch, man. Like, what is that sound? This might be the funniest episode. Oh my god. I can’t I can’t with these [ __ ] sound effects. I can’t. If I close my eyes, I might as well be watching Looney Tunes. I am not giving this episode credit for it moving. I I’m I’m not even joking with you guys right now. I prefer it not to move when it looks like this. I’m actually getting a headache from watching this episode right now. Between the awful sound effects and the animation is garbage. Like I I I kind of wish they started using CGI or [ __ ] AI at this point. They might as well animate the whole show like this. [ __ ] little balls. They love this area. How many times have we been in this area? I feel like Saitama versus Cosmic Gar is going to be down here. Where the [ __ ] is Saitama? He left the show. I wouldn’t blame him. He’s done moving. Don’t even expect him to come help. He moved enough last episode. He’s done. Look at him. He’s walking away. They put the [ __ ] microphone in an aquarium right now. Listen. Oh my god, this is great. Best One Punch Man episode. Funniest one. Definitely. Nothing works. The music doesn’t work. The sound effects doesn’t work. The animation doesn’t work. Compare this to any fight from One Punch Man season 1. You’re literally comparing P. Diddy to Kaisai. Yeah, they may look like each other, but they are nothing alike. Feel like I’m watching a Yu-Gi-Oh battle. My mom’s about to take me to my first day at first grade. But before I go, I got to watch the newest Yu-Gi-Oh episode. Look how that water sprayed on him, guys. Look how that water came out. He’s not even getting what Dond Don just did a Mecca fight. Compare that to this. Look at his face. They are so happy right now that this character is just standing still holding that thing up. He doesn’t need a move. All that needs to move is is to make a joke. Like I’m losing my sense of humor watching this. You know what I mean? Like I feel like I’m losing a bit of myself. I don’t even know what to say. Like I don’t know if I’m the only one that feels this way. From your perspective, if for some reason you think I’m just overly hating on this just to be funny and just because it gets views. The last episode I was glazing it and I wasn’t hating on it at all. If I wanted more views, I should be glazing this. But I can’t help myself to [ __ ] hate it. This episode has been a diseased. I feel like I’d get better animation in Beyblade. You know what I mean? Like why the [ __ ] Beyblade look better than One Punch Man? Beyblade. Tell me not. This doesn’t look like his [ __ ] life points about to pop up from Yu-Gi-Oh. Like you’ve activated his trap card, Birdman. Movement. Don’t try to do the Gorilla Lagon thing. Don’t. If you’re gonna do it, make sure you have talent. Okay. You are not Simon the digger. You are not a digger. It looked good for 2 seconds. That was the best looking [ __ ] animation I’ve seen this season. For two seconds because he died. It looks good right now. Honestly, wow. That’s 5 seconds of animation where I’m like, good. That was good. The bare minimum. Believe me when I say this, I think that’s as good as it’s going to get. Not even just for the season, but forever. It’s over. It’s [ __ ] over. I guarantee you this is the episode the director or the this the stupid [ __ ] that work for Bandai Namco said that this is one of the episodes you should be watching. Like this where it showcases the the the talent. All the showcase was the diarrhea inside the toilet bowl that the director’s in. That was the peak of the season to them. Not to me, to them. There he goes. There he goes. Just the mouth’s moving. You could see the director. He got out of the bathroom. Now he’s back, guys. The director is back. I wouldn’t be surprised if they had a filter now. That was close. That was actually close. That was almost spot [ __ ] on. They even gave a filter to this. I don’t even know what the [ __ ] that is. Damn, that was actually cool. Wow. Now it looks good when the battle’s over. Never [ __ ] use that sound effect again. I swear to [ __ ] god. PG spazzing out. Look at him. They used this song like eight times this episode. It hit maybe the first time and then just after it I’m like turn this [ __ ] off, bro. I almost thought Garo was coming back. What the [ __ ] happened here? Damn, bro. They’ve been having fun while this kid was fighting. Holy [ __ ] I’d rather see them [ __ ] than whatever the [ __ ] I just watched. He’s still here. I thought he checked out. I thought he went to My Hero or Tubi Hero, any other hero anime that actually looks good. Watch. They gave this [ __ ] and Child Emperor the animation, but they gave Go [ __ ] and they’re about to give Saitama even worse. I don’t even think the director knows who the main character is. I think he thinks this guy is honestly thinks this is Saitama. He grew his hair over the six years we [ __ ] waited. I feel like I just got cancer. I’ve secured Wag One. I’m going back to London, bro. Finally. I thought Zombie Man joined the graveyard. I didn’t know they beamed him up to the clouds. The background’s as white as me. That was ass. I’m over here on top of the world, you know? I’m making good money. I travel the world. I just got married this year. I bought a house. My channel’s doing as good as ever, and I’m still sad. You know what I mean? Like, this just made me [ __ ] sad. You know, I like to keep this entertaining and funny, but I’m going to keep this as real as possible with you guys. This episode was like getting a [ __ ] from Ghetto. I’m not even [ __ ] around right now. Like, I had more fun playing with bubble wrap. Go on one of these illegal websites or Crunchyroll or whatever and click on a random anime named My Life in Another World as a [ __ ] keyboard. That’s the type of animation you’d see on that anime. This episode was the definition of mid. Like, this was mid as you can get to me. Sometimes mid is worse than trash. I don’t know, man. Am I crazy? Did you guys enjoy the episode? Let me know down below. Honestly, I might make a video reading comments alone. Last week gave me at least a little bit of hope that they’re going to end this season off the right way. Like, we’re finally going to get something worthy of our eyes, worthy of our [ __ ] time. But this episode wasn’t worthy of my time. Honestly, bro, I could have been watching the birds outside or playing with my goddamn bubble wrap, but instead they wasted my time. Whatever. All I know is starting next week, it’s just going to get worse and worse until it’s actually finished. And then it’s finished for good because it’s never coming back. I’ll make sure of it.

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