so every day before i leave for work my wife kisses me on the cheek and goes “have a great day my little storm that is approaching.” Now I love the woman but every day i have to remind her “no babe we’ve been over this, im not the storm that is approaching. I’m the funny pizza virgin guy all the boys on reddit keep talking about.” Like does she even watch my vergil motivation status posts? I’ve tried so hard to bond over devil may cry with her but i just cant, and its not because she doesnt want to bond over it, but its because neither of us have actually played the games. We did watch it on youtube that one time though. So anyways im saying all this to say i’m filing for divorce next month.

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DMC1 Dante:
https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/414
POC DT:
https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/1243
Black Dr.Faust:
https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/106
SSSiyans Collaborative Cheat Trainer:
https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/369
Gilgamesh Mod:
https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/283
Twin SDT Mod:
https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/420
Style Text Mod:
https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/509
Filthy Frank Announcer:
https://www.nexusmods.com/devilmaycry5/mods/261

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