One day, I’ll make a skit using only people that live in the same city, so we can practice before the usual ‘Friday of con’ panic D:

Despite that, this went pretty awesome and was lots of fun!!

This won ‘Best Skit’ :3

cosplayer/Dr. Stiles – Suger
Zelda – Peony
Klavier – Joss
Ike – Blake
Spain – Jeremy
Simon – Colby


We’re Cosplayers (lyrics by Joss)
[parody of MCR – Welcome to the Black Parade]

When I was a young girl
My father took me to a convention
To see the cosplayers

He said,
Dear, when you grow up,
Will you be a member of this family,
These gamers, geeks, and nerds?

He said,
Will you ignore them,
The bullies, the cruel and insecure ones,
Those unimaginitive slaves?
Because one day
These stories that moved you
Will help you grow much stronger
You’ll stand up in the end.

I’m gonna make this costume, oh just you wait and see
I’ll work all day and night if it kills me
You’ll see me down at Ikkicon,
A-Kon and AFest too,
San Japan, KamiKaze, and Oni

We’re cosplayers
We’re cosplayers
We stay in character all weekend
We won’t grow up no matter what
We’re cosplayers
I make new friends every convention
And keep them all forever

This stupid wig aint working,
Why won’t these scissors cut?
My prop just broke into seven pieces
We’ll try again, we’ll make it work
We’ll stay up all night long
When morning breaks my costume will be done

We’re cosplayers
We’re cosplayers
We stay in character all weekend
We won’t grow up no matter what
We’re cosplayers
I make new friends every convention
And keep them all forever

I parked down the street from this hotel
(Oh oh oh)
What’s our room number?
Please text my cell
(Oh oh oh)
The 27th floor
Are you freaking kidding me

To JoAnn’s
And back to Wal-Mart
This fabric sucks
and I forgot the thread
Sewing seams, and sewing zippers
And ripping seams, resewing zippers

Dying hair, and watching glue dry
This pattern here is not the right size
Pulling hair, and pricking fingers
We don’t care, because it’s who we are

We’re Sailor Scouts and Super Saiyans
Heroes with swords and hidden ninjas
Pokemon and Gundam pilots
Cosplayers

We’re cosplayers
We’re cosplayers
We stay in character all weekend
We won’t grow up no matter what
We’re cosplayers
I make new friends every convention
And keep them all forever

Be Kamina, (we’re cosplayers) and Pierce the Heavens!
Ganon will fall, (we’re cosplayers) just use the Master Sword!
And we’ll begin (we’re cosplayers) the operation,
When we’re in court, (we’re cosplayers) we’ll shout Objection!

Be Kamina, (we’re cosplayers) and Pierce the Heavens!
Ganon will fall, (we’re cosplayers) just use the Master Sword!
And we’ll begin (we’re cosplayers) the operation,
When we’re in court, (we’re cosplayers) we’ll shout Objection!

(We’re cosplayers)

MAG.MOE - The MAG, The MOE.